I hate doctors. I mean seriously.
And it's not really the doctors themselves. It's the whole experience of going to the doctor. Nine times out of Ten they make you wait forty-five minutes to tell you all you need is rest and chicken fucking soup. Thanks doctor know it all. I'll do that and maybe during that rest time I can invent a time machine and turn back time to regain this HOUR of painful waiting, secretly checking out the other people. Although I do find the waiting room a mirror into life, i have a problem with the white trash couple with the adorable (and ignored) son lurking each other on facebook while they are sitting RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
And then, after a slew of nurses and lurking you finally get into the doctor. And it's never something quick and dirty like this guy:
Nooo, they have to be all calm and comforting. Hello HOLLY, what is your last name HOLLY? will that be all today HOLLY. You're not my awkward Aunt, you don't need to prove how hard you are trying to remember my name. Some people think a real doctor like house would be terrible but I think more people need to grow a pair. I would much rather be told the cold truth in a timely manner, than to have people dance around me like I'm some precious china set that will crack at the smallest tremor. What I think is so backwards, is that these so-called "nice" doctors actually do the exact opposite of what they are setting out to do. They make you feel creepy and uncomfortable.
I wish that all I needed to do when I feel down is plug myself into my gameboy and let the only doctor I trust use his puzzle skills to cure me, anti-germ-pill style.
